longnose - Motifake.com user http://www.motifake.com/atom.php motifake.com http://www.motifake.com/ admin@motifake.com 2018-01-16T14:05:43-05:00 HE DOESNT TURN THE LIGHTS ON.... - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135763 2011-06-01T08:05:19-04:00 2011-06-01T08:05:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135763"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1106/he-doesnt-turn-the-lights-on-lights-chuck-norris-demotivational-posters-1306929865.jpg"></a><br>he turns the dark off. NO MORE TSUNAMIS - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135651 2011-05-30T10:56:07-04:00 2011-05-30T10:56:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135651"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/no-more-tsunamis-chuck-norris-tsunami-demotivational-posters-1306767336.jpg"></a><br>will occur for now because Chuck Norris stopped washing his clothes in the ocean WHEN DO EARTHQUAKES OCCUR - Rating: 2.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135650 2011-05-30T10:48:02-04:00 2011-05-30T10:48:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135650"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/when-do-earthquakes-occur-earthquakes-fone-chuck-demotivational-posters-1306766832.jpg"></a><br>When Chuck Norris mobile is on vibration mode CHUCK NORRIS - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135648 2011-05-30T09:53:13-04:00 2011-05-30T09:53:13-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135648"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/chuck-norris-chuck-norris-demotivational-posters-1306762121.jpg"></a><br>doesnt need a badge...<br>the badge needs Chuck Norris MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135200 2011-05-23T07:33:46-04:00 2011-05-23T07:33:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135200"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/my-mother-taught-me-to-appreciate-a-job-well-done-mother-demotivational-posters-1306150363.jpg"></a><br>If youre going to kill each other<br>do it outside. I just finished cleaning. CHUCK NORRIS - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135192 2011-05-23T02:26:27-04:00 2011-05-23T02:26:27-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135192"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/chuck-norris-bruce-chuck-demotivational-posters-1306131735.jpg"></a><br>the only one who defeated him is dead<br>rest in peace Mr. Lee CHUCK NORRIS - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135130 2011-05-22T01:53:09-04:00 2011-05-22T01:53:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135130"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/chuck-norris-chuck-demotivational-posters-1306043564.jpg"></a><br>was hit by that car MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135127 2011-05-22T00:31:48-04:00 2011-05-22T00:31:48-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135127"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/my-mother-taught-me-about-the-science-of-osmosis-eat-family-demotivational-posters-1306038680.jpg"></a><br>Shut your mouth and eat your supper. IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135093 2011-05-21T10:02:42-04:00 2011-05-21T10:02:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135093"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/if-electricity-comes-from-electrons-morons-demotivational-posters-1305986544.jpg"></a><br>does morality come from morons - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135090 2011-05-21T08:43:30-04:00 2011-05-21T08:43:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135090"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/sarcasm-demotivational-posters-1305981794.jpg"></a><br>There is a great need for sarcasm font I TOTALLY TAKE BACK - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135088 2011-05-21T08:25:42-04:00 2011-05-21T08:25:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135088"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/i-totally-take-back-sleepy-work-demotivational-posters-1305980730.jpg"></a><br>all those times I didnt want to nap when I was younger NOTHING SUCKS - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135084 2011-05-21T08:06:33-04:00 2011-05-21T08:06:33-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135084"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/nothing-sucks-sucks-argument-office-demotivational-posters-1305979571.jpg"></a><br>more than that moment during an argument when you realize youre wrong. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135080 2011-05-21T07:19:30-04:00 2011-05-21T07:19:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135080"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/oooooooooooooooohhhhhh-macho-randy-savage-demotivational-posters-1305976752.jpg"></a><br>YEAH<br>r.i.p. WHY DID THE BLONDE TIPTOE PAST THE MEDICINE CABINET - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135079 2011-05-21T07:11:55-04:00 2011-05-21T07:11:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135079"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/why-did-the-blonde-tip-toe-past-the-medicine-cabinet-tip-blo-demotivational-posters-1305976289.jpg"></a><br>She didnt want to wake up the sleeping pills. GOT A CALL FROM A CHARITY LAST NIGHT - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:135078 2011-05-21T06:41:39-04:00 2011-05-21T06:41:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=135078"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/got-a-call-from-a-charity-last-night-charity-fat-demotivational-posters-1305974464.jpg"></a><br>asking me to donate all my used clothing to starving Africans<br>i told her go to hell<br>if they can fit in my clothes they sure were not starving A SINCERE INVITATION - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134969 2011-05-19T10:48:56-04:00 2011-05-19T10:48:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134969"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/a-sincere-invitation-pull-demotivational-posters-1305816523.jpg"></a><br>is augmented by a pull. STAND UP - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134961 2011-05-19T08:27:59-04:00 2011-05-19T08:27:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134961"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/stand-up-sitting-demotivational-posters-1305808066.jpg"></a><br>while motifaking INTELIGENCE - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134908 2011-05-18T01:04:09-04:00 2011-05-18T01:04:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134908"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/inteligence-paris-jinkee-demotivational-posters-1305695024.jpg"></a><br>its not WORDS ARE NOTHING - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134776 2011-05-14T05:02:51-04:00 2011-05-14T05:02:51-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134776"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/words-are-nothing-1-demotivational-posters-1305363742.jpg"></a><br>when deeds speak I HAVE A SIMPLE PHILOSOPHY - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134675 2011-05-12T10:17:53-04:00 2011-05-12T10:17:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134675"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/i-have-a-simple-philosophy-1-demotivational-posters-1305209845.jpg"></a><br>Fill whats empty. Empty whats full. Scratch where it itches. HUMOR - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134659 2011-05-12T05:37:22-04:00 2011-05-12T05:37:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134659"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/humor-5-demotivational-posters-1305193027.jpg"></a><br>is mankinds greatest blessing. A JOKE - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134658 2011-05-12T05:28:55-04:00 2011-05-12T05:28:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134658"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/a-joke-3-demotivational-posters-1305192520.jpg"></a><br>is a very serious thing.... L I G H T - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134621 2011-05-11T10:36:57-04:00 2011-05-11T10:36:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134621"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/l-i-g-h-t-5-demotivational-posters-1305124586.jpg"></a><br>It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see it. CLOUDS - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134617 2011-05-11T09:59:40-04:00 2011-05-11T09:59:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134617"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/clouds-2-demotivational-posters-1305122360.jpg"></a><br>come floating into my life<br>no longer to carry rain or usher storm<br>but to add color to my sunset sky. MOTIFAKE - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134612 2011-05-11T09:12:28-04:00 2011-05-11T09:12:28-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134612"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/motifake-5-demotivational-posters-1305119508.jpg"></a><br>improve your brain IF - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134607 2011-05-11T08:46:02-04:00 2011-05-11T08:46:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134607"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/if-2-demotivational-posters-1305117933.jpg"></a><br>you can dream it you can do it PUNCHING A CONGRESSMAN - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134596 2011-05-11T05:39:46-04:00 2011-05-11T05:39:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134596"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/punching-a-congressman-4-demotivational-posters-1305106758.jpg"></a><br>Mosley just did what most of the Filipinos dreamed of doing PISSED OFF - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134557 2011-05-10T06:18:21-04:00 2011-05-10T06:18:21-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134557"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/pissed-off-2-demotivational-posters-1305022690.jpg"></a><br>...golum just lost his precious...